i would bet my stuffed cat that this is the creative genius of some art director/designer who made at least $60k a year right out of school and spends most of it on hair products. he drinks $6/14 name coffees and only wears $300 jeans that look like they've been run over by a combine. the closest he's probably ever been to a motorcycle (his girlfriends 'retro' vespa does not count) is probably while listening to (insert gay radio band) in his mini-cooper painted 'fun boy blue' with white racing stripes while waiting for the valet at the ivy where he's eats lunch 3 times a week with the hope of sneaking photos on his iphone of lindsey lohan guzzling vodka & red bull like it was water.
if he's 'bad ass' enough for tattoos — they are celtic or tribal in nature or some uber gay ode to philip stark or alberto alessi: his fav, fav, favorite designers ever!!
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That takes gay to a whole new level. He forgot to include kneepads and anal lube in his monthly expense report.
Nothing says, "Bad Motherfucker" like a 6 year loan at 13.99% APR on a $10,000.00 Sportster.
-Davecat
Howdy Davecat.
They've almost convinced me, I'm a free hot dog and soda away from a new HD.
i would bet my stuffed cat that this is the creative genius of some art director/designer who made at least $60k a year right out of school and spends most of it on hair products. he drinks $6/14 name coffees and only wears $300 jeans that look like they've been run over by a combine. the closest he's probably ever been to a motorcycle (his girlfriends 'retro' vespa does not count) is probably while listening to (insert gay radio band) in his mini-cooper painted 'fun boy blue' with white racing stripes while waiting for the valet at the ivy where he's eats lunch 3 times a week with the hope of sneaking photos on his iphone of lindsey lohan guzzling vodka & red bull like it was water.
if he's 'bad ass' enough for tattoos — they are celtic or tribal in nature or some uber gay ode to philip stark or alberto alessi: his fav, fav, favorite designers ever!!
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